moijejoueauxfranglophones:

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

saved for future reference

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mordeshakess:

when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right

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I could be so fucking good to you.

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fydisneymisfits:

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when i get a runny nose

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jack-b4rakat:

♡

jack-b4rakat:

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genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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